GIVEAWAY: [closed]

UPDATE 8/8/2019 Winner has been contacted! Congratulations!

The giveaway is now closed.

[A gray cat wearing a bowtie looking at the camera while a box labeled Satisfyer Men Vibration rests against his side.]

I recently received several toys from Satisfyer, which I’m looking forward to reviewing and sharing with all of you! Included in this bundle was the Satisfyer Men Vibration, a vibrator designed for penis use. The problem with this is, of course, that flesh-and-blood penises are in no way involved in my sex life. My solution? Give it to someone who can enjoy it!

The Satisfyer Men Vibration retails at $49.95 on SheVibe. It’s rechargeable and comes with a USB charging cable. You just insert the end of a penis and use the controls to vibrate away. It’s made out of ABS plastic and silicone. This particular one will arrive in a sealed, unopened box; however, I do have cats (obviously) so if you’re allergic enough that cat germs on the box might be a problem, maybe pass up on this particular giveaway.

If you or some human you love has a penis and would like to vibrate it for pleasure, this might be your lucky day!

(Also, despite the fact that it’s called the “Satisfyer Men,” any functioning penis can use it, regardless of the owner’s gender.)

All you have to do to enter is to comment below with a way to reach you (email, Twitter handle, etc.) so that, if you win, I can contact you for a mailing address.

I will use a random number generator to determine the winner, who I will then contact. It will end Wednesday, August 7, 11:59pm EST, and I will announce a winner Thursday, August 8.

Rules:

Must be 18+ (and be willing to provide proof)
Must be comfortable giving me a mailing address to send it to (only after I contact you!)
Knowing me personally will not in any way help you to win
Handsome cat is not included
I can only ship within the United States at this time